eng version to a hokkien song

very meangingful song indeed...especially in times like these...


When we fall, its natural to groan and lament
When we are down, its natural to despair
When all hopes seem lost
Drowning our sorrows everyday
Liken to a corpse, liken to a scarecrow

However life is like the waves in the ocean
Sometimes up
Sometimes down
No matter how good or bad
We still have to wake up everyday and live on
Some parts may be predetermined
Most parts are within our means
Only by relentless effort can we win


- inspired by WSW

Best Way To Rob

In the past...

A: any idea whats the best way to rob?
B: get a knife and charge into a bank...

Now...

A: any idea whats the best way to rob?
B: set up one

dun be greedy

son: daddy...when i become smarter...i want to become a banker!
dad: dun be greedy son...you cant be both...

source of the problem

有借有还
再借不难
借了不还
众人遭殃

when there are moral hazards...

"...heads i win, tail you lose..."

- quote by LKS

does this reduce your liking for eggs?

strong!!!

Ever wonder how these magician perform the floating trick? Here is the secret - Viagra. It is a little bit disturbing, but funny at the same time.