Saturday, March 14, 2009

Interesting Tombstone Inscription 6

Life is like an Inn
Where travelers stay
Some only breakfast and away
Others to dinner and stay
And are full fed
The oldest only sup
And go to bed
Long is his bill who lingers out the day
Who goes the soonest
Has the least to pay

- Anonymous

Interesting Tombstone Inscription 5

Too bad for heaven, too good for hell
So where he is gone, I cannot tell

- Anonymous

Interesting Tombstone Inscription 4

Here lies the body of
Johanathan Blake
Stepped on the gas pedal
Instead of the brake

- Anonymous

Friday, March 13, 2009

Blu, Bleah, Blah, Blee, Blo, Boo....

Speak with care!
Some words can only be spoken at certain time, to certain people, under certain circumstances...

3 types of people,

Those who do not speak when required...
Those who speak when not required...
Those who speak when required and do not speak when not required...

Beware of the first type for they are unreliable...
Avoid the second type for they are irritating...
Associate with the last type for their words will be valuable and their silence appreciated...

Thursday, March 12, 2009

Are You Ready For Day 1?

Wohooo!
They finally called...
I thought I was forgotten...
What a relief!

Monday, March 2, 2009

须戒之 ah...

少年戒之在 色
中年戒之在 斗
老年戒之在 得