Dream Interpretation

Wife: last night I had a dream...
Husband: So what did you dream about?
Wife: I dreamt that you gave me a diamond ring.......any idea what does that means?
Husband: hmmm...you will understand tonight....I promise...

At night when the husband came home from work...he gave a small package to his wife...
Delighted...the wife opened the package immediately...

"The Meaning of Dreams"

sunglasses oN!

"...I am told that you can always tell whether a speaker is lying by looking at his eyes..."

*puts on a pair of sunglasses

"...and so I will begin today's topic..."

which tooth?

A and B walks into the dental clinic one day...
A faces the dentist boldly and said...

A: doctor...I want a tooth pulled...no need for anaethesia 'cause I am in a hurry
Dentist: you are a brave lad...tell me....which tooth is it that needs to be pulled?

A turns to B and said...

A: hey...show him your tooth

moon sinking?

jade rabbit: chang er...you had better stop eating so much mooncakes
chang er: why? thats my only activity here...
wu gang: you can come and watch me chop trees!!!
jade rabbit: you have to stop eating...you are getting heavy......if this goes on...we will sink into the sea...
chang er: ....

dont sweat the small stuff and dont ever give up

其实
人生说长不长说短不短
何必为了一些小亊而烦
凡事尽力然后顺其自然
该爱就爱该放就放
千万不要太勉强
人生道路漫长偶尓崎岖不堪
一步一个脚印把路走完
千万不要半途离场
造成无尽的悲伤

0 - 100

人生ar...

0 岁出场
10 岁快乐成长
20 为情彷惶
30 基本定向
40 拼命打闯
50 回头望望
60 告老还乡
70 搓搓麻将
80 晒晒太阳
90 躺在床上
100 挂在墙上

- adapted from a text message

balanced...

可怜之人必有可恶之处
可恶之人必有可怜之时