Thursday, August 28, 2008

POP!

tutor: ok class...kp away your txtbk...we are going to have a quiz now

student 1: WAT!!!??? *fainted
student 2: medic! medic! man down!!!
student 3 (medic durinng NS): AYE! help is here!

*assess the situation...whisper to the tutor

tutor: alright...quiz cancelled...
student 1: REALLY!!!?? YAY!!!

*student 1 was rained down by shoes, bags, unfinished apples, empty bottles, and 1 auditing txtbk

tutor: enough nonsense...you all have 10 mins to finish and hand the quiz in

*at 1 corner of the room...

student 4: damn it...I cant do this...
student 5: sorry...I cant help you...this is a quiz.................. I would really want to help....but I only got 1 dice....

*at the other corner of the room...

student 6: whats that noice?

* POP.....POP....POP....

student 7: oh...those are eyeballs popping out...
student 6: that was retarded lah....mine pop out when she asked us to kp away our txtbk...
student 8: oh...so thats how the name "pop quiz" came about...
student 6: anyway...wats that in your mouth?
student 8: ring pop
student 6: what?! you are still into sweets?
student 8: yup...legend has it that pop a ring pop in your mouth during a pop quiz will give you luck! =)
student 6: ...

* 10 mins passed...

tutor: alright....times up!...hand in your answer now!

student 9: WHAT!!! start already?!! she never say "get set! GO!"...olympics rules leh...

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