MJ CODE (ver1)

As professional mj players, one is required to abide by the following code. Failure to do so will result in years and years of bad luck...

1. You must not say "NO" when there is 3 "YES"
2. You will not show mercy for you will receive none
3. You must not taunt the losers unless they are asking for it
4. You must not flip the table even if you are losing unless there is really no more chips in your drawer
5. You must not cough or sneeze to your left unless you want your "shang jia" to stop throwing out useful tiles
6. You should not cheat unless you are confident of not getting caught
7. You should never tell the truth unless it is regarding the amount to be paid to you
8. You should never reveal or abandon your ally no matter what happen until he has served his purpose
9. You must never be late for mj games..............by more than 1 hour
10. Above all, you must be accomodative, merciful, polite, forgiving and honest.........................if it is necessary to collect back your winnings